Day 2 is bright and sunny. We decided that we still couldn't be bothered with much of a plan, so Bob found a walking tour or the Marais area, (our local) that should take 5 hours or so. Stop 17 was our street, and the tour id a circle, so we started from right outside our door. we admired the Jewishness of it all, the stars of David, the candelabra, falafel shops and kosher butchers.
It was a very nice tour for the first 4 hours. by that time we had spent a very long time in the Museum of the History of Paris. It was worth the time, but we started sitting on many available seats, to admire paintings and decor for longer...
Then the tour started to go downhill. Its a 2010 vintage, so we expected a few changes, but the next two grand houses with an open courtyard and gardens and foyers to admire were firmly closed to the public. The Picasso museum is shut for renovations until next year. The fabulous shop/ art galley for international artists was a bookshop.... The fabulous designer fabric and home furnishing store was tiny and had about 3 bolts of fabric...
All of which we were sneakily glad of, so we could validly finish the tour, and go home to put our feet up! It was 3 pm, and we had passed by dozens of lunch opportunities in the first hour, and barely any in the last four. Just up our street, from the beginning of the tour, we collected a cup of fabulous soup, and staggered off to our den.
We ventured out for dinner at 6pm, knowing it was incredibly early for dinner, but thinking we could get into a nice restaurant without booking, and have an early meal. we'd planned and researched three options, all quite close and under 20 Euro's for a set 2 course menu. So, two were shut, and the last looked intimidatingly posh, and the menu outside seemed very expensive. So we slunk off to hunt for a perfect random place.
At this point, i wanted some dinner,and Bob was being fussy, finding it hard to read and translate the chalk menu boards, to know precisely what we might be eating. So i became impatient, and at the second place with a set menu for 14 Euros, i sat us down so we could at least eat something!
The food was fabulous! I want random again tomorrow! Gaspacho soup followed by confit duck for Bob, and Stir=-fried chicken and vegetables followed by a pancake filled with stewed apple for me.
Ok, so what is Paris like?
Dry and dusty - lots of parks gardens and courtyards with green areas, but the walking/driving bits that are not paved are a fine white dust. In the larger areas, you need sunglasses for the dazzle off the white dirt.
Footpaths wide enough for one person, and that becomes a single file going each way, with everyone spilling out into the one-way streets to have room to walk. Cars are patient. They legally need to miss pedestrians by one metre.
Tiny tiny shops. Three to six metres wide, length hugely variable. You can be regularly taken by surprise as you glance in a tiny doorway, expecting small, and every now again, the shop will be 20 metres long (not sure exactly but long!)
Walking along the street, the building line is straight up for 6 to 8 stories. Shops on the ground floor, apartments above. Non- shop doors are massive heavy double doors, usually with key-code entry, and if you see inside, suddenly there is a courtyard, a garden, a square with a six story apartment mansion on every side. In the history museum, there were models, and this part of Paris was filled by mansions. So a block is four 4-sided mansions, each with their own courtyard in the middle, and the outside walls of one hollow square house almost touched the outside walls of the next hollow square house. except that none of them were in any way perfectly square or rectangular!
People - lots of tourists. Our street is one where multiple tour groups are shepherded along each day. The walk we did, there would have been up to a dozen tourists doing a variant, some with audio guides, and if you watched people on close to you and what they were stopping to look at, you noticed more than your own tour provided.
Locals - if they are going somewhere, they're going fast! never seen such a pace going up escalators near the trains. There's the normal pace stream, wand the nearly running stream...
Otherwise, they amble and chat, sit in parks and cafes for hours, very casually.
We are being ultra-polite, as guidebooks tell us to be. In every place, we bonjour and au revoir, and that, along with the one or two words I cobble together have been working perfectly well. everyone here is so used to their job, and to tourists, that they then respond appropriately and everything is lovely! They all are highly (extremely politely) amused or indifferent at our standing back and hovering until we work out pricing and entry times ,and menus etc.
Paris is just as good as my best hopes, the apartment is has lots of very tiny rooms, and a narrow circular stair to our 2nd floor, also a lift big enough for two people. I tried taking photos, but it's just too hard. This link has the pictures we saw before we came, and they are better than I could do. http://ryanair.alwaysonvacation.co.uk/holiday-rentals/793311.html

Mountainous molehill

Warthog?

Rue de rosier